WHAT IS MY LIFE

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:48:47 -0400

hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:20:23 -0400

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:03:09 -0400

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:02:45 -0400

im-louis-tomlinson: alopias: there’s a snake in my bathroom...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:34:51 -0400

im-louis-tomlinson:

alopias:

there’s a snake in my bathroom and it’s being a lil shit and knocked everything off the windowsill and won’t get down from the showerhead now

listen buddy i’m glad you came out of the sink cupboard and used the clothesrack ladder i made for you to climb up to the window but please leave through the hole you entered don’t just sit there and glare at me fucker

i’m guessing you’re from australia…?

Hahahahhahaahaa SERIOUSLY I LOVE THIS

tapdancers: nihilnovisubsole: grassfire: it’s back this is...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:20:43 -0400

tapdancers:

nihilnovisubsole:

grassfire:

it’s back

this is literally the only post on tumblr i’m obligated to reblog every time it comes up

im tearing up

malcolmross: dnt let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:00:09 -0400

malcolmross:

dnt let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:33:58 -0400

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I forgot about this!!

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:16:56 -0400

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I forgot about this!!

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 02:25:27 -0400

doctorangel: thordoftherings: margaretchode: emperorshatterfingers: coolscar: when you put a...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:29:17 -0400

doctorangel:

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

THAT THING!

heymonster: life philosophy.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:17:23 -0400

heymonster:

life philosophy.

Procrastination

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:53:43 -0400

Me: *furiously writes 3 to 4 paragraphs*
Me: *rewards self with tumblr dash checking*
Me:...........
Me:............................................................................................................................................
Me:...
Me: (four hours later) Oh...yeah.

mr-adorkable: icalleddibsonthis: we needed a rebloggable...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:47:13 -0400

mr-adorkable:

icalleddibsonthis:

we needed a rebloggable version

fuck carrots

silenthill: chickiefingie: being a straight boy on this website seems like such a dangerous...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:35:26 -0400

silenthill:

chickiefingie:

being a straight boy on this website seems like such a dangerous thing

feels like a damn jungle in here

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:22:26 -0400

It’s an absolute truth that I think plenty of people can get fucked.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:50:31 -0400

It’s an absolute truth that I think plenty of people can get fucked.

forlackofabettercomic: Some days are just TOO nice, you feel...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:37:32 -0400

forlackofabettercomic:

Some days are just TOO nice, you feel me? It’s like, save some for the other days.

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:48:22 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:35:15 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational