June 2013
3 posts
did you know that if people dont know something or make a mistake you can educate them without being an asshole and hurting their feelings
May 2013
5 posts
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
- me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
April 2013
24 posts
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
dnt let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
THAT THING!
- Me: *furiously writes 3 to 4 paragraphs*
- Me: *rewards self with tumblr dash checking*
- Me: ...........
- Me: ............................................................................................................................................
- Me: ...
- Me: (four hours later) Oh...yeah.



