(via treefingers)
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via treefingers)
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
(via pizza-vs-taco)
(via whtfwddnthvvwls)
there’s a snake in my bathroom and it’s being a lil shit and knocked everything off the windowsill and won’t get down from the showerhead now
listen buddy i’m glad you came out of the sink cupboard and used the clothesrack ladder i made for you to climb up to the window but please leave through the hole you entered don’t just sit there and glare at me fucker
i’m guessing you’re from australia…?
Hahahahhahaahaa SERIOUSLY I LOVE THIS
(via pizza-vs-taco)
it’s back
this is literally the only post on tumblr i’m obligated to reblog every time it comes up
im tearing up
(via pizza-vs-taco)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I forgot about this!!
(via whtfwddnthvvwls)
(via rubyetc)
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
THAT THING!
(via whtfwddnthvvwls)
life philosophy.
- Me: *furiously writes 3 to 4 paragraphs*
- Me: *rewards self with tumblr dash checking*
- Me: ...........
- Me: ............................................................................................................................................
- Me: ...
- Me: (four hours later) Oh...yeah.
being a straight boy on this website seems like such a dangerous thing
feels like a damn jungle in here
(via pizza-vs-taco)
